CRAZY QUOTES

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Albert Einstein

If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.
John F. Kennedy

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Mitch Hedberg

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
Jimi Hendrix

I don't know how to put it, but yet you know we have so many people who the way they look at life, the way they work depends on what happens, us winning or losing. It's kind of crazy. So, I kind of got caught up in that, I'm gonna try to stay away from that.
Mike Ditka

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield

Elizabeth Taylor is gorgeous, beautiful, and she still is today, I'm crazy about her.
Michael Jackson

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.
Niccolo Machiavelli

Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.
Ernest Hemingway

One is very crazy when in love.
Sigmund Freud

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.
Sigmund Freud

Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

I live in a crazy time.
Anne Frank

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
H. L. Mencken

Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
Dave Barry

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
Eminem

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
Douglas Horton